How many zeros in one million?

Six" "Ok, thanks" *writes milli000000n*

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What was the score of the lobster soccer game?

Zero to zero. Lobsters can't kick soccer balls.

What do black people and dividing by zero have in common?

They don't work.

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Why did the two most senior nuns in the convent break up a German terror plot to steal millions in bearer bonds?

Old habits die hard

How do you unite both the Catholics and Protestants in Ireland?

By sending in millions of Muslims

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If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program

the rest of them will write Perl

Why was Shakespeare always a good teammate to have?

Because no matter the sport, he would always play write

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How many zeros in one million?

Six" "Ok, thanks" *writes milli000000n*

What happens when a feminist and a sociopath date?

I need a punchline for a joke.....What happens when a feminist and a sociopath date? OK GO!