How many zeros in one million?

Six" "Ok, thanks" *writes milli000000n*

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Why can a number divided by zero never be found in the dictionary?

Because it's undefined.

Why does everyone find the absolute value of zero so funny?

l0l

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How many zeros in one million?

Six" "Ok, thanks" *writes milli000000n*

What if it all goes wrong and they clone millions of John Lennons?

Imagine all the people..

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What did the IRS agent say to the financially backward store owner?

Ehh it's easier If I just write it off as tax evasion"

What do Mexicans write in school?

Essays.

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What happens when a feminist and a sociopath date?

I need a punchline for a joke.....What happens when a feminist and a sociopath date? OK GO!

How many zeros in one million?

Six" "Ok, thanks" *writes milli000000n*