How many zeros in one million?

Six" "Ok, thanks" *writes milli000000n*

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What do short people call something that's too high up?

Absolute zero, because it's impossible to reach

Why are catholic priests so Eco-friendly?

Zero emissions.

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What if it all goes wrong and they clone millions of John Lennons?

Imagine all the people..

What's the best campsite in the world?

Auschwitz, received well over three million starts

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Why do they write PIZZA all over the box?

what else could possibly be in there

What does toilet paper and office paper have in common?

You can write on both of them with a No. 2

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How many zeros in one million?

Six" "Ok, thanks" *writes milli000000n*

What happens when a feminist and a sociopath date?

I need a punchline for a joke.....What happens when a feminist and a sociopath date? OK GO!