How many zeros in one million?

Six" "Ok, thanks" *writes milli000000n*

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What was the score of the lobster soccer game?

Zero to zero. Lobsters can't kick soccer balls.

How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Zero.

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What if it all goes wrong and they clone millions of John Lennons?

Imagine all the people..

What did Star Trek teach millions of kids?

To boldly split infinitives!

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What do yeast and a redneck have in common?

They're both usually found with beer and inbred. -&y (written by moi)

What is it called when a Redditor writes about his life?

A meme-oir

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What happens when a feminist and a sociopath date?

I need a punchline for a joke.....What happens when a feminist and a sociopath date? OK GO!

How many zeros in one million?

Six" "Ok, thanks" *writes milli000000n*