How many zeros in one million?

Six" "Ok, thanks" *writes milli000000n*

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What do you call a couple of ones and zeros orbiting around each other?

Binary stars.

Why does everyone find the absolute value of zero so funny?

l0l

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How many reps would you usually do?

he asked. "A million," I rep lied.

How do you unite both the Catholics and Protestants in Ireland?

By sending in millions of Muslims

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How was your paper?

Me: I wrote what I knew, I copied what I didn't knew.

Why don't southern belles go to orgies any more?

Too many thank you notes to write

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What happens when a feminist and a sociopath date?

I need a punchline for a joke.....What happens when a feminist and a sociopath date? OK GO!

How many zeros in one million?

Six" "Ok, thanks" *writes milli000000n*