How many zeros in one million?

Six" "Ok, thanks" *writes milli000000n*

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What'd the scientist say to the man who was frozen to absolute zero?

Are you 0K

What do a zero-legged spider and a one-legged bear have in common?

They both have at least zero legs.

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What if it all goes wrong and they clone millions of John Lennons?

Imagine all the people..

How do you unite both the Catholics and Protestants in Ireland?

By sending in millions of Muslims

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What does a pig use to write his term papers with?

Pen and Oink!

How do you know when a blonde has been using your computer?

There is white-out on the screen. How do you know that another blonde has been using the computer Someone has written on the white-out.

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What happens when a feminist and a sociopath date?

I need a punchline for a joke.....What happens when a feminist and a sociopath date? OK GO!

How many zeros in one million?

Six" "Ok, thanks" *writes milli000000n*