What does a pig use to write his term papers with?

Pen and Oink!

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What will you be using the money for?

Me: "A divorce lawyer."

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Word,yo.

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Allah-t. Thanks for listening.

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Did you ever try to shut off a rooster

What does a pig use to write his term papers with?

Pen and Oink!

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What is hard and six inches long?

my pen is

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They get sent to the pen.

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Why wasn't the son of God worried when Microsoft Word crashed while he was writing his term paper?

Because Jesus saves.

What does a pig use to write his term papers with?

Pen and Oink!

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Why did the chicken say, "Meow, oink, bow-wow, moo?

He was studying foreign languages.

What does a pig use to write his term papers with?

Pen and Oink!