What does a pig use to write his term papers with?

Pen and Oink!

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What do you call two guys using the same urinal?

Peers

Why did the fastest animal on earth got disqualified on the race?

Because it is using steroids.

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How was your paper?

Me: I wrote what I knew, I copied what I didn't knew.

Who gets the job of writing the fortunes in the cookies?

I want that job. I could really screw with some people.

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What's the strongest muscle on a pig?

The hamstring.

Why do pigs love Halloween?

There's lots of hogsgobblin.

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Why did the farmer name his pig Ink?

Because he kept running out of the pen.

What brand of pen does Lance Armstrong use?

Uni-ball

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Why wasn't the son of God worried when Microsoft Word crashed while he was writing his term paper?

Because Jesus saves.

What does a pig use to write his term papers with?

Pen and Oink!

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What does a pig use to write his term papers with?

Pen and Oink!

Why did the chicken say, "Meow, oink, bow-wow, moo?

He was studying foreign languages.