What's the difference between a fox and a pig?

About six drinks

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What's the difference between a teabag and the English rugby team?

A teabag stays in the cup longer...

What's the difference between a green bean chickpea?

No one has ever paid to have a green bean on their chest

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How often do I drink Blue Moon?

Once in awhile.

What tea do hockey players drink?

Penaltea!

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Why is a pig in a water trough like a penny?

Because its head is on one side and its tail is on the other.

What does a pig put on his cut?

Oinkment

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What is the difference between a dog and a fox?

About 5 drinks

What do you call a rabbit that plays with foxes?

A dumb bunny.