What is the difference between a dog and a fox?

About 5 drinks

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a black man and happiness?

You can't buy happiness!

What's the difference between a statesman and a politician?

A statesman is a dead politician. God knows we need more statesman.

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What did the Dog say to the Chipmunk?

Woof.

When is a dog not a dog?

When it is pure bread. Told to me by a friend.

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Why do white girls only travel in groups of 3, 5, and 7?

Because they literally can't even.

Why is the set including the square root of 5 and the square root of 4 similar to the set including anarchism and authoritarianism?

They are both unlike radicals.

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What can turn a fox into an elephant?

A marriage certificate.

What do you call a fox that can't stop shaking?

Michael