What is the difference between a dog and a fox?

About 5 drinks

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a teabag and the English rugby team?

A teabag stays in the cup longer...

What's the difference between an alcoholic and a necrophiliac?

One goes to the bar for a cold one. The other goes to a morgue.

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

How to make a dog meow or your cat bark?

Freeze your dog and then take an angle grinder and use it on your dog and it Will say meeeeeow. Dunk your cat in gasoline and light it on fire and it Will say woof

What do you call a dog in a diving bell?

A sub-woofer

5 Jokes More 5 Jokes

What does a rock do all day?

Nothing. (this joke was made by daughter when she was 5)

What has 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

Fox Jokes More Fox Jokes

Who had the best dinner with Megyn Kelly after the Fox Republican Debate?

Dracula.

What do you call a fox with one leg?

Terry :D