Why is a blonde like Australia?

A: They're both down under and no one cares.

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How do you take care of a baby?

Hire a hitman

When someone asks, "How are you?

I say, "5-7-8-3" because they don't care how I am & saying my ATM Code out loud helps me memorize it.

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What do space-related scientists call themselves in Australia?

Austronomers

Why wouldn't you hire bears from Australia?

Because they don't have the necessary koalafications. (Derived from: )