Why is a blonde like Australia?

A: They're both down under and no one cares.

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How do you get Americans to care about the Sudanese genocide?

Dress them up as dead lions

Where were you born?

Me: Missouri. I: What state are you in now? M: Apathy. I: That's not what I meant. M: I don't care.

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What did one cracker say to the other?

Let's conquer the Americas, Africa, Australia, and Asia."

What's the difference between Australia and Yogurt?

Culture