Which country's currency weighs as much as it's worth?

Australia. Because five $0.20 coins are about half a pound.

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What did Daredevil say after begrudgingly agreeing with The Punisher's brutally honest opinion that he's just a half-measure?

You're such a Frank Castle."

How can you tell if the kid that stole your bike is half black and half polish?

He's running down the street with the bike under his arm.

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Why did jesus not go to australia?

He couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.

What did Tony Abbott do when he heard Denmark had surplus wind power ?

Cut funding for wind power in Australia

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What weighs 15,000 pounds and is cursed with a sleeping spell?

Princess Aurorasaurus

Where do you weigh a pie?

Somewhere over the rainbow.