Which country's currency weighs as much as it's worth?

Australia. Because five $0.20 coins are about half a pound.

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What do you get when you cross an Aboriginal with a Caucasian?

What do you get when you cross an Aboriginal with a Caucasian? A half decent person.

Which country's currency weighs as much as it's worth?

Australia. Because five $0.20 coins are about half a pound.

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Why wouldn't you hire bears from Australia?

Because they don't have the necessary koalafications. (Derived from: )

What did one cracker say to the other?

Let's conquer the Americas, Africa, Australia, and Asia."

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What do you call a lamington that weighs a lot?

A lamingTON!

What soup weighs the most?

Wanton soup. I'll leave now.