Which country's currency weighs as much as it's worth?

Australia. Because five $0.20 coins are about half a pound.

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What do you call an 80lb midget with 40lb testicles?

SFW) Half nuts!

Why should you never trust advice from a group of gryphons?

Half of them are lyin'.

Australia Jokes More Australia Jokes

Why does Saudi Arabia import so many camels from Australia?

They've got to get their 72 virgins

What's the difference between Australia and Yogurt?

Culture

Weigh Jokes More Weigh Jokes

How did Mary and Joseph know that Jesus weighed 4.2 kg?

Cause thay had a weigh in the mangor.

How many ants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about .2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.