What do a baby and a martini have in common?

I prefer both of them shaken

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How many babies does it take to stop a puck?

Ask Subban from the Hans to find out

How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know... I broke the lightbulb after I threw the first one.

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What do you prefer, flat or sparkling?

Him: Water Me: No, my personality.

What does a Pirate prefer to wear?

Doublet or nothing.

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What can I get you today?

Harambe: May I get a martini Me: Just ice for Harambe. Harambe: Just ice Me: Justice for Harambe.

What do a baby and a martini have in common?

I prefer both of them shaken

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How many kids does Adrian Peterson have?

More than you can shake a stick at

What shakes at the bottom of the ocean?

A nervous wreck.