What do a baby and a martini have in common?

I prefer both of them shaken

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Who was that at the door?

Veronica: A lady with a baby in a buggy. Mrs Brown: Tell her to push off. "

Whats 1+0?

Babies

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Why do people prefer shooting stars to vegetables?

Because they're meteor

What do you call a pig sitting on a hog?

Usually they prefer to be called "officer"

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What is a Jawa's favorite drink?

Martini

What did the martini say when someone put a toothpick in it?

It hurts, but olive.

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Why was the deaf man sighing and shaking his head in disgust when he looked over at his next door neighbour?

Because she was *airing her dirty laundry*!!!

Why are protein shakes such loners?

They're whey isolate.