Whose baby was it?

The elephant's!

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What's as big as an elephant but weighs nothing ?

An elephant's shadow !

Where would you find an elephant ?

Pupil:"You don't have to find them they're too big to lose !"

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What is the first thing you feel when you shoot a baby with a gun?

Recoil

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline?

You take off your boots to jump on a trampoline