Whose baby was it?

The elephant's!

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

How can you tell if there is an elephant in your dessert ?

You get very lumpy ice cream !

How do you get an elephant in to a plastic bag?

First you take the 'T' out of 'Tesco', what do you get Esco. Then you take the 'F' out of 'Weigh', what do you get

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

How do you say goodbye to your pasta?

Pasta La Vista, baby!

Why did the chicken lay an egg?

Quoted from daughter at age 3) To get food for her babies!