Whose baby was it?

The elephant's!

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why is it hard to watch two elephants boxing?

Because they've got the same color trunks.

Why are elephants so poor?

Because they work for peanuts

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What's blue and yellow and sits at the bottom of the pool?

A baby with slashed floaties. What's red and yellow and floats on top of the pool? Floaties with a slashed baby.

Why did the baby drop its rattle?

It got hit by a truck