How manny women dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one she hokds the blub and the world revolves around her.

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What was World of Warcraft called in the beta stage?

World of Wardraft.

Did you hear the story about the cheese that saved the world?

It was legend dairy.

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How many light bulbs did it take to screw a human?

None, there not too bright with doing anything except showing us where to go when were lost in the dark

What has 75 balls and screws old ladies?

Bingo!

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How many metal heads does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Darkness foreverrrr!

How many super saiyans does it take to change a light bulb?

Find out next time, on Dragon Ball Z!

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How many Bill Gateses does it take to change a light bulb?

One. He puts the bulb in and lets the world revolve around him.

What is the craziest/weirdest/most interesting/most unique/ uncommon phrase you've ever heard ?

I am working on a project, and its going to revolve around a phrase. I need it to be really out there, yet could be used in everyday life. But honestly just give me anything you got.

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Why can't Whitney Houston be a pharmacist?

She over doses

How many psychiatrists dose it take to change a light bulb?

How many psychiatrists dose it take to change a light bulb? One, but the light bulb has to want to change.