Was there seriously a problem of people thinking we all lived twice
Britons think 200 miles is a long distance, and American's think 200 years is a long time.
You take the letter "f" out of the word "way" (there's no f in way) *joke works best when the person being asked the question has to think about it for some time and says the phrase themselves without realizing what they said
White people actually go to school. Black people stay home and shoot people in their own neighborhood.
Because they're crossing the Finnish line.
He made no sense. I tried, I really did.
In the spaghetto
The chain is too long.
If you open the windows in a submarine, your problems will begin.
Because they lived once
The YOLO pages.