Why did all the prisoners at the AT&ampT jail escape?

Because they had no bars on their cells!

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Escape Jokes More Escape Jokes

Why did Dory warn Nemo about escaping through the toilet?

Because it was a sewer side mission!

What is Apple users favorite movie?

No Escape

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

Where's the best place to hide money from a Mexican?

Under a bar of soap.

Why did the dog's friends send her home from the bar when she started to act strange?

They thought she might have been slipped a woofie.

Cell Jokes More Cell Jokes

What is commonly found in cells?

Apparently "black people" wasn't the correct answer.

What is the difference between a physicist and a biologist?

A physicist is atoms studying themselves, while a biologist is cells that study themselves.

Prisoner Jokes More Prisoner Jokes

What do you call a prisoner who's psychic,has dwarfism and escaped the prison?

A small medium at large!

What did the executioner say to the prisoner?

Hang on a minute."