Why did all the prisoners at the AT&ampT jail escape?

Because they had no bars on their cells!

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Escape Jokes More Escape Jokes

How did 1337 Jesus escape his tomb?

X-Post from ProgrammerHumor) He used an encrypted key.

What did Bea Arthur whisper in her lover's ear?

An elaborate fantasy in which she is in prison and tries to escape by chewing through the bars of her cell.

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

Why couldn't the chord get into the bar?

She was A minor.

What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!

Cell Jokes More Cell Jokes

Why did all the prisoners at the AT&T jail escape?

Because they had no bars on their cells!

Where do you keep microscopic criminals?

In cells.

Prisoner Jokes More Prisoner Jokes

What do prisoners use to call each other?

Cell phones.

What kind of vehicle did they use to transport prisoners to concentration camps during the holocaust?

Ju-Haul