What do you call it when you admit to being a prisoner?

A con-fession.

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Why did eighteen blondes go to the movies together?

A: They heard that under seventeen weren't admitted!

Why didn't the movie ticket get convicted of both of its crimes?

It would only admit one.

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What do you call it when a prisoner takes his own mugshot?

A Cellfie.

Why did all the prisoners at the AT&ampT jail escape?

Because they had no bars on their cells!