What do you call it when you admit to being a prisoner?

A con-fession.

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Why did the vegetable thief get a lighter sentence?

Because he admitted the crime was *parsley* his fault.

Why didn't the movie ticket get convicted of both of its crimes?

It would only admit one.

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What's the most unfortunate name a prisoner can have?

Neil.

What do you call it when a prisoner takes his own mugshot?

A Cellfie.