How does an Australian call his friend from the Czech Republic?

Czechmate

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What's green and says "hey I'm a frog"?

A talking frog! Stolen from "Friends" still hilarious.

Who is the most popular guy at a nudist colony?

The one who can bring his friends two cups of coffee and a dozen donuts.

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What's the worst thing about getting bitten by a poisonous spider?

You're probably Australian. EDIT: I mean venomous, not poisonous. I am sorry

How could I forget, mate?

At an Australian parliament meeting, two guys were shouting back and forth and one said: "I am a country member!" and the other said: "Oh, I remember!"

Czech Republic Jokes More Czech Republic Jokes

What do you call a country that doesn't use credit cards?

A Czech Republic

What type of music do they listen to in the Czech Republic?

Prague Rock.