How does an Australian call his friend from the Czech Republic?

Czechmate

Previous Random Joke Next

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What's sad about three black guys driving over a cliff in a Cadillac?

They were my friends :(

What do black people with Down's Syndrome call their friends?

Their Chromies

Australian Jokes More Australian Jokes

How many Australians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they all turn them the the wrong way.

How do you order a bill in Australian restaurant?

Cheque, mate! --- Maybe not the funniest buy posting because: My. My own. My precious...

Czech Republic Jokes More Czech Republic Jokes

What type of music do they listen to in the Czech Republic?

Prague Rock.

How do you pay for things in the Czech Republic?

Cash or Czech Edit: a word