Why were the Beakers all packed and moved out of the university lab?

They were graduated

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Why did Jesus have a six pack?

It was from all the cross-training...

What do you call a pack of sorority girls who aren't in law school?

Deez hoes ain't lawyers.

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Who's the most self-centered Muppet?

Beaker. All he says is "Me Me Me."

What did the douchebag say to the chemist when he dropped his beaker?

U mad scientist?

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What does the Philosophy major say a year after he graduates?

Would you like fries with that "

How do you know if somebody graduated from Harvard?

They'll tell you.