Why were the Beakers all packed and moved out of the university lab?

They were graduated

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Pack Jokes More Pack Jokes

What's a man's idea of a perfect date?

A woman who answers the door stark naked holding a six pack.

Why are you packing condoms for a sailing trip with 10 guys?

I'm saying "Just in case." Now I'm traveling with a bigger case.

Beaker Jokes More Beaker Jokes

Who's the most self-centered Muppet?

Beaker. All he says is "Me Me Me."

Why did the hipster chemist get burnt?

He touched the beaker before it was cool.

Graduate Jokes More Graduate Jokes

What did Ferris Bueller do after he graduated high school?

He went to Europe to study a-Broderick

What do you call a muslim who graduated?

Allah-mni!