What do you call a knighted cow?

Sir Loin

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Why are automatic doors like knights?

Because they're chivalrous!

What do you call a snake that has been knighted?

Sir Pent...

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How do we know hamburgers have high IQ's?

They 'loin' fast!

What do you get if you cross a longhorn with a knight?

Sir Loin!

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What do you call a Knight that cuts beef?

Sir Loin.

What happened when Mr. Loin got knighted?

He became Sir Loin