What do you call a knighted cow?

Sir Loin

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Why does Bob Seger always laugh when he plays chess?

He thinks it's funny how the Knight moves.

How do you call a robber in a suit of armor?

A thief in the knight

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What do you get if you cross a longhorn with a knight?

Sir Loin!

How do we know hamburgers have high IQ's?

They 'loin' fast!

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What happened when Mr. Loin got knighted?

He became Sir Loin

What do you call a cow who is also a knight?

Sir Loin.