What do you call a cow who is also a knight?

Sir Loin.

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What is the most certain way to prevent milk from souring?

Keep it in the cow.

Where do cows stay when they go on vacation?

In a moooo-tel. I just thought of this sitting in my hotel room. Sometimes I feel like i dad joke so hard I impregnate my girlfriend from 100 miles away.

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Who is both a knight and a spy?

Sir Veillance

What knight of the round table never paid with cash when buying something?

Sir Charge

Loin Jokes More Loin Jokes

How do we know hamburgers have high IQ's?

They 'loin' fast!

What happened when Mr. Loin got knighted?

He became Sir Loin

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What do you get if you cross a longhorn with a knight?

Sir Loin!

What happened when Mr. Loin got knighted?

He became Sir Loin