What do you call a cow who is also a knight?

Sir Loin.

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Why doesn't NASA send cows to space?

Because the stakes would be too high.

Where do cows like to ride on trains?

In the cow-boose.

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What weapon is most feared by knights?

A can opener.

How do you call a robber in a suit of armor?

A thief in the knight

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What happened when Mr. Loin got knighted?

He became Sir Loin

What do you get if you cross a longhorn with a knight?

Sir Loin!

Sir Loin Jokes More Sir Loin Jokes

What happened when Mr. Loin got knighted?

He became Sir Loin

What do you call a knighted cow?

Sir Loin