What do you call a cow who is also a knight?

Sir Loin.

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What does a cow call his girlfriend?

His significant udder.

Why didn't the cow go on to greener pastures?

She couldn't find any mooovers.

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What's an empty suit of armor doing on the drivers side of a car?

He went out for the knight. OK I'll leave now

What file does a Knight store his music on?

A **MIDI**-val file.

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What do you call a cow who is also a knight?

Sir Loin.

What happened when Mr. Loin got knighted?

He became Sir Loin

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What do you call a cow who is also a knight?

Sir Loin.

What do you get if you cross a longhorn with a knight?

Sir Loin!