What do you call a cow who is also a knight?

Sir Loin.

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What's the difference between a cow and The Bible?

You can't milk a cow for 2,000 years.

What do you call a cow having a seizure?

A milkshake.

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Why should you not throw stones at a knight?

Because heavy metal is harder than rock.

Where does monty python buy his water?

From the knights Da-sa(y)-NI! This joke is best delivered verbally.

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What do you get if you cross a longhorn with a knight?

Sir Loin!

What do you call a knighted cow?

Sir Loin

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What do you call a knighted cow?

Sir Loin

What do you call a cow who is also a knight?

Sir Loin.