What is the most certain way to prevent milk from souring?

Keep it in the cow.

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do cows like to put on their hot dogs?

moostard

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a cow?

Cows are real.

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What kind of court order would be placed on a pig in order to prevent it from taking a specific course of action?

A: An inj-oink-tion.

How do you prevent a canoe from tipping?

Paint it black.

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What do you get if you cross a cow with an octopus ?

A cow that can milk itself !

Why couldn't the infant insect without toes drink milk?

He was lack toes and toddler ant