Why are cows always broke?

The farmers milk them dry.

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

What would have to break to give you 18?

a condom

Why were the locals dissapointed when an old, decrepit, broken down bus rolled into an Egyptian town?

They wished it was Anubis.

Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

What do pirate farmers charge for their corn?

A buccaneer

Why was the farmer hopping mad ?

Because someone had trodden on his corn !

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Why Did The Cows Go To Graze In The Marijuana Fields?

It was a case of the pot calling the cattle back...

Why did the cow go to the psychologist?

She had a fodder complex.

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What is the difference between 9/11 and a cow?

You stop milking a cow after 10 years.

What do you call a dairy cow who doesn't produce any milk?

OC) An utter disappointment