Why are cows always broke?

The farmers milk them dry.

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What happens when you mix pandas and ammonium?

Pandemonium breaks out.

What do you call a Mexican with a broken-down car?

Joaquin.

Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

Why did the farmer hang raincoats all over his orchard?

Someone told him he should get an apple Mac

How does the farmer count up his cows?

with a cowculator.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What happens when a cow stops shaving?

It grows a Moostache.

What do you call a cow that's swallowed a stick of dynamite?

Abominable.

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

How did the cow feel when it couldn't produce milk?

Udderly useless.

What's the difference between cows and bulls?

It takes longer to milk the bull.