Why are cows always broke?

The farmers milk them dry.

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

What do you call an Asian who breaks a lot of wind?

Fa Ting

What happened to the frog that broke down?

It got toad away.

Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

What kind of jokestuff do farmers like?

Corny jokes.

What did the farmer say to Lil Jon?

Turnip for what

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you call a cow that will go down in history?

Legendairy From my young daughter

Which newspaper is most popular around cows?

The Moo York Times

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What is the fastest thing in the world?

Milk. Because it's pasteurised before you see it.

What type of cow produces both milk and potatos?

Your Mother.