What would have to break to give you 18?

a condom

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What kind of doctor fixes broken websites?

A URLologist.

Why did the college student change his major from Biology to Physics after his first exam?

He needed to see if how fast his grade dropped broke any laws of physics.

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How do you cover 18 holes with one hole?

Have your mom sit down on a golf course.

Why couldn't little Johnny get the toy he saw on TV?

His parents weren't 18 or older.

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What are the most useless items ever invented?

A: Condoms. If you need one, she's too old.

Why does a blonde insist on him wearing a condom?

A: So she can have a doggie bag for later.