What is the difference between 9/11 and a cow?

You stop milking a cow after 10 years.

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What is the difference between walking a dog in America and China?

The spelling.

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I don't know, I just fly the drone.

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Eventually, Marty McFly stopped going back to 1985.

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Why was 10 traumatized?

Because it was in the middle of 9/11

What's the difference between a cow, and 9/11?

You can't milk a cow for 14 years.

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What did it mean when they found bones on the moon?

The cow didn't make it.

What happens when the cows refuse to be milked?

Udder chaos!

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What do you think I should buy, a cow or a bike?

You'd look pretty funny riding a cow...but you'd look much worst milking a bike

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A: The cow fell on her.

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What's the appropriate age to take the electric shock collar off your kid?

My son's 10 years... hold on... OFF THE COUCH! brb... convulsing.

What is the difference between 9/11 and a cow?

You stop milking a cow after 10 years.