What is the difference between 9/11 and a cow?

You stop milking a cow after 10 years.

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What's the difference between a princess and a witch?

2 years of marriage.

What's the difference between a baby and a salad?

Most people don't get angry when you toss a salad.

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How do you stop the neighbours kids from playing in your yard?

Molest them

Why did the boy stop using his Sony, his Boombox, and his Bose Radio?

He stopped believing in stereotypes.

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How was 9/11 an inside job?

If the planes came from the outside.

Who's rhere?

9/11. 9/11 Who You said you would never forget.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What's the difference between a cow and 911?

You stop milking a cow after 14 years..

Why did the cow explode?

Because it was a mooooooslim.

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

Why are there commercials for milk?

Who still doesn't know about milk

What type of milk does Mitt Romney use with his cereal?

The one percent

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What is 10 years with me?

Wife:What is 10 years with me Husband:A second. Wife:What is $1000 for me Husband:A coin. Wife: Ok give me a coin. Husband:Wait a second

What's the difference between a cow and September 11?

You stop milking a cow after 10 years.