What is the difference between 9/11 and a cow?

You stop milking a cow after 10 years.

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What's the difference between slavery and a cow?

You stop milking a cow after 150 years.

What's the difference in Xbox One and your mother?

I genuinely care about your mother.

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What stopped the beaver's crime spree?

The damming evidence

What job do you never stop training for?

Conductor

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What's the difference between a cow and 911?

You stop milking a cow after 14 years..

What did the chinese guy say to the mongoose?

Bing fwong dong 9/11

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What would you call an Arab who owns a harem of cows?

A: A milk sheik!

What happens when the cows refuse to be milked?

Udder chaos!

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What do you call a dairy cow who doesn't produce any milk?

OC) An utter disappointment

What do you call a cow that gives no milk?

An udder failure.

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What is the difference between 9/11 and a cow?

You stop milking a cow after 10 years.

What's the appropriate age to take the electric shock collar off your kid?

My son's 10 years... hold on... OFF THE COUCH! brb... convulsing.