What's the difference between a baby and a salad?

Most people don't get angry when you toss a salad.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between England and a teabag?

The teabag stays in the cup longer.

What's the difference between the Easter Bunny and a silly monster ?

One's a hare-head and the other's an air-head!

People Jokes More People Jokes

How are people from Kentucky like flour?

They're inbred.

Why don't we tell the people that every snowflake is unique?

It's not like they'll ever really check "Let's do it"

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What is black and knocking on the window from the inside?

A baby in the oven.

Whats a mans favorite word that starts with 'm' and ends in 'arriage'?

A miscarriage! This joke never gets old, just like the baby!

Salad Jokes More Salad Jokes

Why did the tomato turned red?

Because it saw the salad dressing

What does an unfunny person tell a salad?

Teach me senpai!

Toss Jokes More Toss Jokes

What do you call tossing a Hawaiian's salad?

Pacific rim

What does Michael Jackson do when he gets kids to the top of the Empire State building?

Tosses them off.