What's the difference between a baby and a salad?

Most people don't get angry when you toss a salad.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a fly and a bird?

A bird can fly but a fly can't bird.

What's the difference between plants and black men?

Cells are found inside plants.

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why is it hard to hold a speech at a nudist convention?

It does not help to imagine people in their underwear.

What did the man in the "Race for a Cure" say to the three people beside him?

we're walking four abreast."

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Who is a Project Manager?

Project Manager is a person who believes that 9 women can deliver a baby in one month.

What's the difference between a truckload of babies and a truckload of bowling balls?

You can't unload bowling balls with a pitchfork.

Salad Jokes More Salad Jokes

When a waitress asks me if I want soup or salad, I always ask "who's in charge of tossing the salads here?

Then I frown & order the soup.

What dressing would you like on your salad?

Me: Ice cream

Toss Jokes More Toss Jokes

What does Popeye use to toss his salad?

Olive Oil.

What do you call tossing a Hawaiian's salad?

Pacific rim