What's the difference between a baby and a salad?

Most people don't get angry when you toss a salad.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a married guy and a single guy?

Wait, let me ask and make sure it's ok to tell the joke.

What is the difference between a golfer and skydiver?

A golfer goes "damn" and a skydiver goes "damn" .

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why don't dead people sneeze?

Because they're too busy coffin.

Why do people think Henry the Sixth was a Norseman?

Because he was a VI KING.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What's easier to load into a garbage truck, babies or bowling balls?

Babies, because you can use a pitchfork.

How are babies different from feminists ?

Babies grow up and stop crying

Salad Jokes More Salad Jokes

What is Shaun Morgan's favorite food?

Seether salad

What did the salad wearing a tuxedo say?

I feel a bit overdressed."

Toss Jokes More Toss Jokes

What's the worst part of being a cook in prison?

Having to toss everyone's salad

What does Popeye use to toss his salad?

Olive Oil.