Most people don't get angry when you toss a salad.
The teabag stays in the cup longer.
One's a hare-head and the other's an air-head!
They're inbred.
It's not like they'll ever really check "Let's do it"
A baby in the oven.
A miscarriage! This joke never gets old, just like the baby!
Because it saw the salad dressing
Teach me senpai!
Pacific rim
Tosses them off.