Most people don't get angry when you toss a salad.
One of them got shot for touching a kid.
The vacuum has the dirtbag on the inside.
An English actuary can tell you how many people are going to die next year. A Sicilian actuary can give you their names...
That people exaggerate.
Infantacide
Because it's a nappy time.
Caesar salad
I feel a bit overdressed."
Having to toss everyone's salad
Olive Oil.