What do you call a ceramicist with a beard?

A Harry Potter

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What's Harry Potter's favorite way of getting down a hill?

Walking JK, Rolling.

What did Hagrid say to Harry Potter after Harry had a mishap with some potions?

You're a lizard Harry!"

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What happened when Santa cut his beard?

The police came and took statements but ultimately Mrs. Claus declined to press charges. OC

Who can shave 25 times a day and still have a beard?

A: A barber.