What do you call a ceramicist with a beard?

A Harry Potter

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What did Tom Riddle's calculator tell Harry Potter?

8008132

Why isn't there a college in the world of Harry Potter?

Because even Magic can't pay your college Loan

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Why does Sean Connery have no money and a beard?

Because he's no good at shaving.

When the hell did you grow a beard?

Me: This morning. On the way here. Just felt like it was time.