Why can't Harry Potter tell the difference between his cooking pot and his best friend?

Because they're both cauldron

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What's the difference between a feminist and a battery?

Batteries have a positive side! inspired by: http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/2zlrot/howmanyfeministsdoesittaketochangea/

What's the difference between a "narrative" and a "circle jerk"?

How you spell them.

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Why couldn't the choir director figure out whether Alison Brie was alto soprano?

Everytime he tried, he was told that she was young and that they tried not to sectionalise her.

How do you know if someone is a vegetarian?

He is going to tell you.

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Why are there a lot of problem gamblers in the Harry Potter universe?

Because they have a quidditch.

Why couldn't the pregnent women watch all of the Harry Potter movies?

Because they lactate.

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Who is your best friend?

Robert" "Since when is Robert your best friend " "Yesterday."

Why is SAE not that racist?

Because some of their best friends are black... for halloween!