Why can't Harry Potter tell the difference between his cooking pot and his best friend?

Because they're both cauldron

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Whats the difference between Paul Walker and Tiger Woods?

Tiger Woods has a better driver.

What's the difference between a flatfish and a good woman?

The fish doesn't know it's plaice.

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How can you tell a chemist from a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce "unionized".

What's the worst thing about being a transgender?

Having the women inside of you telling you what to do.

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What's the difference between Santa Claus and Harry Potter?

Santa would never free an elf.

What did Hagrid say to Harry Potter after Harry had a mishap with some potions?

You're a lizard Harry!"

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What's the worst part about driving Ford off a cliff?

Ford was my best friend.

Why are giraffes such good friends?

They are always willing to stick their neck out for you.