Why can't Harry Potter tell the difference between his cooking pot and his best friend?

Because they're both cauldron

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between risky children and risky lesbians?

One runs when they have scissors, the others scissor when they have runs

What's the difference between a refugee and E.T?

E.T learned English and wanted to go home.

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How can you tell if someone with parkinsons has hypothermia?

You can't. That's what makes it so funny.

How do mathematicians scold their children?

If I've told you n times, I've told you n+1 times ..."

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What did Harry Potter say when he fell down the hill?

Ouch! I Hermione!"

How does the author of harry potter descend a mountain?

On foot, how else? JK Rowling

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Why is SAE not that racist?

Because some of their best friends are black... for halloween!

How much for the best friend?

Manager : Sir, we've been through this, our cashiers aren't for sale.