Why can't Harry Potter tell the difference between his cooking pot and his best friend?

Because they're both cauldron

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What's the difference between American and Canadian?

A boat.

What's the difference between a garbanzo pea and a chick pea?

I've never had a garbanzo pea on my face.

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What's that pig doing in the middle of the road with a red light on its head?

Didn't you tell me to put out a stop swine

Why are rabbits never gold?

How would you tell them apart from goldfish

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How do you know all Bernie Sanders' supporters are Harry Potter fans?

They all dress like Dobby.

Why was Harry Potter kicked out of Hogwarts?

Why was Harry Potter kicked out of Hogwarts? He was caught playing with his broomstick.

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What do you get if King Kong sits on your best friend?

A flat mate.

Why are giraffes such good friends?

They are always willing to stick their neck out for you.