What do you call it when you keep wiping but brown still shows?

The Trail of Smears

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Why do girls have legs?

ever seen the trail a slug leaves?

What Happens when the Cubs win the World Series?

They Leave a Trail of Tears

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Which hand did Henry VIII use to wipe his bottom with?

Anne Boleyn's.

What's this?

Me: A napkin holder K: What's a napkin M: You wipe your hands on it when they're dirty K: You mean like the couch M: ...

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What's the difference between Tigger and Pooh?

I've never smeared tigger on my face

Why did the girl smear peanut butter on the road?

To go with the traffic jam.