What do you call it when you keep wiping but brown still shows?

The Trail of Smears

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What do you call a couple of Irish guys hiking in the woods?

Trail micks.

What do you call a thief that leaves a trail?

A crummy thief!

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What does a cannibal do after dumping their girlfriend?

They wipe, flush, and wash their hands

Why do men whistle when they're sitting on the toilet?

Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe.

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Why did the girl smear peanut butter on the road?

To go with the traffic jam.

What's the difference between Tigger and Pooh?

I've never smeared tigger on my face