What do you call it when you keep wiping but brown still shows?

The Trail of Smears

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What Happens when the Cubs win the World Series?

They Leave a Trail of Tears

What's wrong with Andrew Jackson?

He had an Underground Rail Road too, called the Trail of Tears.

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What do you call using Tinder while you are in the bathroom?

A swipe and wipe.

Who will I share the sunset with now?

sobs* Friend: Bad breakup Me: No. *wipes tears* My Instagram isn't working.

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Why did the girl smear peanut butter on the road?

To go with the traffic jam.

What's the difference between Tigger and Pooh?

I've never smeared tigger on my face