What do you call it when you keep wiping but brown still shows?

The Trail of Smears

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Why was the Trail of Tears so hard on the Native Americans?

It's not easy to hike a trail when you're always falling down drunk.

What kind of trails does a crazy person travel?

Psychopaths. (I hate myself)

Wipe Jokes More Wipe Jokes

How does the blind man know when to stop wiping his arse?

I don't know, that's why I'm asking you.

What does a cannibal do after dumping their girlfriend?

They wipe, flush, and wash their hands

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Why did the girl smear peanut butter on the road?

To go with the traffic jam.

What do you call it when you keep wiping but brown still shows?

The Trail of Smears