What do you mean I can't change the past?

logs on to Wikipedia*

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Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many dadaists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Giraffe.

How many firemen does it take to change a light bulb?

Four - three to cut a hole in the roof and one to change the bulb.

Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

What does it mean when a groundhog sees a maple leaf on feb. 02?

six more weeks of bad hockey!

What do you mean you're not going to spank me?

I mouthed off and everything. What kind of man are you

Past Jokes More Past Jokes

What was the ancient language Link needed a book to translate in "A Link to the Past"?

Hyruleglyphics.

Why do so many girls do archaeology degrees?

Because they love digging up the past.

Log Jokes More Log Jokes

Why couldn't the lumberjack sign into Facebook?

Because he was logged out!

How does a tree access the internet?

It logs on.

Wikipedia Jokes More Wikipedia Jokes

Who's the founder of the Japanese Wikipedia?

Yojimbo Wales! (Joke stolen from co-worker)

Who Wants to be a Millionaire Me: I'm stumped. Can I phone a friend?

Host: What's your friend's name Me: Wikipedia.