What do you mean I can't change the past?

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Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Don't know, the pope hasn't said yet. How many Lutherans does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, Lutherans don't change.

How many North Koreans does it take to change a light bulb?

One, only **Glorious Leader** gets access to light bulbs

Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

Where's your better half?

The PS4's at home "No I mean-" Where WOULD it be Wow, dumb question.

What do they always forget to do after filming a season of Game of Thrones?

The last one out is meant to get the Wights

Past Jokes More Past Jokes

Why do so many girls do archaeology degrees?

Because they love digging up the past.

What do you call a crocodile/robot sent from the future to save the past?

Termigator (jesus christ this one's even worse than the last)

Log Jokes More Log Jokes

Why couldn't the lumberjack sign into Facebook?

Because he was logged out!

What do children think of the world?

I don't know, this is the first time I've logged onto Reddit, today.

Wikipedia Jokes More Wikipedia Jokes

Who's the founder of the Japanese Wikipedia?

Yojimbo Wales! (Joke stolen from co-worker)

What do you mean I can't change the past?

logs on to Wikipedia*