What do you mean I can't change the past?

logs on to Wikipedia*

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How many r/jokes redditors does it take to change a lightbulb?

Answer is 2. One to change the lightbulb while the other screams "REPOST"

How many Orthodox Rabbis does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Change?

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Who's there ! Cricket ! Cricket who ?

Cricket neck means I can't lift anything !

How many homophobes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They don't accept change, even if it means a brighter world.

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What does a cranky Japanese person suffer from?

PAST: Post Atomic Stress Disorder

Why are there so many women archaeologists?

Because women love digging up the past.

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Why did the girl put her bed in the fireplace?

Because she wanted to sleep like a log.

How do the trees get on the internet?

They log on.

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What do you mean I can't change the past?

logs on to Wikipedia*

What is "attempted theft" exactly?

I mean it's not like you see school librarians seeing a student use Wikipedia on one of the computers and puts them in detention for "attempted plagiarism"