What do you mean I can't change the past?

logs on to Wikipedia*

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How many Apple executives does it take to change a light bulb?

They dont. They turn it into the hype of the new generation.

How many vegans does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. Vegans have the same capability of changing a lightbulb as non-vegans.

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How many philosophers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Well it depends on what you mean by change.

What do you get when you put birthday candles on a pizza?

You can't figure it out I mean, it's a pizz'a cake.

Past Jokes More Past Jokes

Why are there so many Redditor archeologists?

Because loves digging up the past.

Why weren't you at work last week?

Me: Why are you living in the past

Log Jokes More Log Jokes

How did the tree get on to Reddit?

It just logged on...

How long have you been chopping wood for?

I'm not sure, I'll check the logs"

Wikipedia Jokes More Wikipedia Jokes

What is "attempted theft" exactly?

I mean it's not like you see school librarians seeing a student use Wikipedia on one of the computers and puts them in detention for "attempted plagiarism"

Who's the founder of the Japanese Wikipedia?

Yojimbo Wales! (Joke stolen from co-worker)