What do you mean I can't change the past?

logs on to Wikipedia*

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Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many Alzheimer victims does it take to change a light bulb?

To get to the other side

How many Super Saiyans does it take to change a lightbulb?

Find out next time on Dragon Ball Z!

Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

Where's your better half?

The PS4's at home "No I mean-" Where WOULD it be Wow, dumb question.

What does it mean when you see a flag flying at half-mast outside of a mostly white high school?

They're hiring.

Past Jokes More Past Jokes

Why are there so many women archaeologists?

Because women love digging up the past.

What was the ancient language Link needed a book to translate in "A Link to the Past"?

Hyruleglyphics.

Log Jokes More Log Jokes

What did the sausage say when it couldn't log on to the Internet?

If at first you don't succeed Fry Fry again

What's in the toilet of the Star Ship enterprise?

The captains log

Wikipedia Jokes More Wikipedia Jokes

Who Wants to be a Millionaire Me: I'm stumped. Can I phone a friend?

Host: What's your friend's name Me: Wikipedia.

Who's the founder of the Japanese Wikipedia?

Yojimbo Wales! (Joke stolen from co-worker)