What do you mean I can't change the past?

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Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many country singers does it take to change a lightbulb?

One to put in the new one, and two to sing about how good the old one was.

Why was the redneck on his Iphone at his sister's funeral...?

He was changing his relationship status to single. Dahurpy durp Dahurpy Durp Da dUrpy durp.

Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

What does it mean if you find a horse shoe?

Some poor horse is walking around in his socks.

What does your mother do for a living?

She sells shesells...I mean...Sea sells sea shells...dammit! She's...a beachside entrepreneur."

Past Jokes More Past Jokes

Why are there so many women archeologists?

Because they love digging up the past.

What do you call presents after you've opened them?

Pasts

Log Jokes More Log Jokes

What's in the toilet of the Star Ship enterprise?

The captains log

What do children think of the world?

I don't know, this is the first time I've logged onto Reddit, today.

Wikipedia Jokes More Wikipedia Jokes

What's the word for interested in something, but not enough to look it up on Wikipedia?

That.

What do you mean I can't change the past?

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