Why are there so many women archeologists?

Because they love digging up the past.

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What did the zit say to the other zit while they were making love?

Yeah you like that you dirty pore

What do monkeys sleep on?

Apricots. I used to love this joke when I was a little kid and told it over and over. I'm still a little in love with it for that reason. What are some of your favorite jokes from when you were a little kid?

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Why weren't you at work last week?

Me: Why are you living in the past

Why are there so many Redditor archeologists?

Because loves digging up the past.

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What do you call a dog who digs up ancient artifacts?

A Barkeologist.

What's white, digs holes in your garden and helps with headaches?

A paracetamole!