Why are there so many women archeologists?

Because they love digging up the past.

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Love Jokes More Love Jokes

How much does Jesus love you?

Thiiiiiiis much. (Must be said while arms are raised out to side)

What's the difference between "like", "love" and "showing off"?

Spit, Swallow and Gargle.

Past Jokes More Past Jokes

What does a cranky Japanese person suffer from?

PAST: Post Atomic Stress Disorder

Why weren't you at work last week?

Me: Why are you living in the past

Dig Jokes More Dig Jokes

Why are astronomers so popular with the ladies?

Chicks dig stars.

What do you call it when a Mexican digs their feet under the sand?

Bury-toes. Hah hah