What's the difference between a cry baby and Dallas Cowboys fans?

Eventually the baby stops crying

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Pizza and your opinion?

I asked for Pizza #KingOfjokes

What is the difference between memory and ram?

I can't memory my weiner in your mouth.

Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

What's 12" long, rock hard in the morning, and makes a woman cry?

A dead baby.

What do you get if you cross a mountain and a baby ?

A cry for Alp !

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What does a Chicago cop say after emptying his clip into a fleeing suspect?

Stop. Police."

How do you stop a thundering herd of Apes?

Hold up your arm and say "Go back you didn't say 'May I'"

Cowboy Jokes More Cowboy Jokes

How did the cowboy know his pony was getting sick?

He was a little hoarse.

What sickness do cowboys get from riding wild horses?

Bronchitis (bronc-itis).

Dallas Jokes More Dallas Jokes

What's the safest place in Dallas during a tornado?

The Cowboys stadium, the only place there'll never be a touchdown

Why do so many dyslexic vegans move to Dallas?

For the Sallad

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What's blue and orange &amp sits at the bottom of a swimming pool?

A baby with burst armbands.

What's worse than having 10 babies nailed to a tree?

One baby nailed to 10 trees...

Cry Baby Jokes More Cry Baby Jokes

What's funnier than a crying baby?

A dead baby.

What's common between a crying baby and a gun?

You must not bring either to the movies.

Dallas Cowboys Fan Jokes More Dallas Cowboys Fan Jokes

How many Dallas Cowboys fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

They don't. They just talk about when it did work.

What do Dallas Cowboys fans do after they win the Super Bowl?

They turn off their XBOX and go to bed!