Eventually the baby stops crying
One's a rugrat, the other's a regret.
The cloths hanger only solves one problem.
The cheque I just sent to Save the Children.
asked his mum. 'Because my new sneakers hurt.' 'That's because you have put them on the wrong feet.' 'But they are the only feet I have.'
Shoot the guy that's pushing it
He was awesome at cleaning the bar, but he wouldn't stop jerking it.
He wanted to get a long little doggy
Howdy Arabia
I'm Going Through the Big D and Don't Mean Dallas
He turns off the PlayStation.
Put a toy for babies on its tail. YES
99, 98 get in a pile while 1 grabs a match and lighter fluid.
You must not bring either to the movies.
A dead baby.
They turn off their XBOX and go to bed!
They don't. They just talk about when it did work.