What's the difference between a cry baby and Dallas Cowboys fans?

Eventually the baby stops crying

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What's the difference between a 6 month old and a 20 year old?

About 6 garbage bags and 30 gallons of formaldehyde.

What's the difference between a group of crafty midgets and a jogging club comprised exclusively of women?

The former is a band of cunning runts...

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Why did the cheese cry?

It was degrating.

What's the difference between a bagpipe and an onion?

A: No one cries when you cut up a bagpipe.

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What is the best way to stop a politician?

A really strong gust of wind.

How do you stop a lawyer from drowning?

Shoot before he hits the water.

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Why did the cowboy have a weiner dog?

Somebody told him to get a long little doggy.

How do the Dallas Cowboys spend their first week at spring training?

A: Studying their Miranda Rights.

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What do the Dallas Cowboys do when they win the Superbowl?

Turn off their Nintendo and go to bed.

What do you get when you cross the CIA and the Republican Party?

Shot in the head in Dallas.

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What do you call a baby in a concentration camp?

Baby Powder.

What's the difference between a baby and an unwanted baby?

One's a rugrat, the other's a regret.

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What's common between a crying baby and a gun?

You must not bring either to the movies.

What's funnier than a crying baby?

A dead baby.

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What's the difference between a cry baby and Dallas Cowboys fans?

Eventually the baby stops crying

What do Dallas Cowboys fans do after they win the Super Bowl?

They turn off their XBOX and go to bed!