What's the difference between a cry baby and Dallas Cowboys fans?

Eventually the baby stops crying

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What's the difference between Bigfoot and a Mexican with a beard?

Bigfoot is occasionally sighted

Whats the difference between a tornado and a divorce in the south?

Nothing, because either way, someone is losing their trailer.

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What's the difference between a baby and a washing machine?

A washing machine doesn't cry when it takes a load.

Why did the little black kid start crying when he had diarrhea?

He thought he was melting.

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Why do you have to pee so quickly after you start drinking beer?

Because it doesn't have to stop off to change color!

How do you stop ISIS?

Leave some milk in the sun for a few days.

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What time do werewolf Cowboys have a shootout?

High Moon!

Why did the cowboy get a miniature dachshund?

He wanted to get a long little doggy.

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What do you get when you cross the CIA and the Republican Party?

Shot in the head in Dallas.

How do the Dallas Cowboys spend their first week at spring training?

A: Studying their Miranda Rights.

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What do you call a baby from Dover?

Doverkiin.

What do you call a baby born at 4 months gestation?

Doesn't matter, still born.

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What's the difference between a cry baby and Dallas Cowboys fans?

Eventually the baby stops crying

What's funnier than a crying baby?

A dead baby.

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How many Dallas Cowboys fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

They don't. They just talk about when it did work.

What's the difference between a cry baby and Dallas Cowboys fans?

Eventually the baby stops crying