What's the difference between a cry baby and Dallas Cowboys fans?

Eventually the baby stops crying

Previous Random Joke Next
Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a guy with a vasectomy and a guy without a vasectomy?

There's a vas deferens.

What's the difference between mathematicians and Syrian refugees?

Mathematicians don't struggle with integration.

Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

How many Emos does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They prefer to cry in the dark.

What's the difference between a cry baby and Dallas Cowboys fans?

Eventually the baby stops crying

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why did Barty Crouch Jr. stop drinking?

It was making him Moody Edit: Guys, its a Harry Potter Joke for those who don't get it.

How do you stop a thundering herd of Apes?

Hold up your arm and say "Go back you didn't say 'May I'"

Cowboy Jokes More Cowboy Jokes

How do the Dallas Cowboys spend their first week at spring training?

A: Studying their Miranda Rights.

Why did the cowboy get a wiener dog?

Cause he wanted to get along little doggie.

Dallas Jokes More Dallas Jokes

What's her favorite song?

I'm Going Through the Big D and Don't Mean Dallas

What do the Dallas Cowboys do when they win the Superbowl?

Turn off their Nintendo and go to bed.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What's big, thick, hairy, and makes babies?

Your mom.

What do you call a baby born in a whorehouse?

A brothel sprout

Cry Baby Jokes More Cry Baby Jokes

What's funnier than a crying baby?

A dead baby.

What's the difference between a cry baby and Dallas Cowboys fans?

Eventually the baby stops crying

Dallas Cowboys Fan Jokes More Dallas Cowboys Fan Jokes

What does a Dallas Cowboys fan do when his team has won the Super Bowl?

He turns off the PlayStation.

What's the difference between a cry baby and Dallas Cowboys fans?

Eventually the baby stops crying