What's the difference between a cry baby and Dallas Cowboys fans?

Eventually the baby stops crying

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What is the difference between a wife and a mistress?

About 20kg.

What's the difference between a lawyer and an angry rooster?

The rooster clucks defiance.

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Why does the sky cry sometimes?

Because it's blue :(

Why are you crying Ted ?

asked his mum. 'Because my new sneakers hurt.' 'That's because you have put them on the wrong feet.' 'But they are the only feet I have.'

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What did russian judge say to the jury?

I better stop Stalin for time and Putin a little more effort.

Why did the bodybuilder stop in the middle of the road?

They ran out of juice!

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What do you call a cowboy with a case of bad gas?

Darn tootin'! (this is so dumb im sorry)

What Do you call 20 Millionaires watching the Superbowl?

The Dallas Cowboys

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How does Dallas Cowboys fans change a lightbulb?

They don't... they just talk about how good the old one was.

What's her favorite song?

I'm Going Through the Big D and Don't Mean Dallas

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What did the baby dolphin do when he didn't get his way?

He whale-d

What did the mother snake say to her crying baby ?

Stop crying and viper your nose !

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What's common between a crying baby and a gun?

You must not bring either to the movies.

What's funnier than a crying baby?

A dead baby.

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What's the difference between a cry baby and Dallas Cowboys fans?

Eventually the baby stops crying

How many Dallas Cowboys fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

They don't. They just talk about when it did work.