What's the difference between a cry baby and Dallas Cowboys fans?

Eventually the baby stops crying

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How do you tell the difference between a Sunni and a Shiite Muslim?

The Sunni's are the ones with the Shiite blown out of them.

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu?

If you have bird flu you need tweetment. If you have swine flu you need oinkment.

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Why was the little boy crying at the diamond store?

He went to Jared

What's red, 6 inches long and makes my gf cry when i feed it to her?

Her miscarriage.

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Which chocolate stops dogs hair falling out?

Malteasers

Why couldn't the duck stop smoking?

Because he was a quack addict

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How many Dallas Cowboys fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

They don't. They just talk about when it did work.

When the barber is done cutting his hair, the cowboy goes back outside. And guess what?

Pony gone.

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What's the safest place in Dallas during a tornado?

The Cowboys stadium, the only place there'll never be a touchdown

What Do you call 20 Millionaires watching the Superbowl?

The Dallas Cowboys

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What do you call it when a baby tells you off?

A fedis.

What's big, thick, hairy, and makes babies?

Your mom.

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What's common between a crying baby and a gun?

You must not bring either to the movies.

What's funnier than a crying baby?

A dead baby.

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What do Dallas Cowboys fans do after they win the Super Bowl?

They turn off their XBOX and go to bed!

How does Dallas Cowboys fans change a lightbulb?

They don't... they just talk about how good the old one was.