What does it mean if you find a horse shoe?

Some poor horse is walking around in his socks.

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Why did the agnostic chicken cross the road?

There wasn't enough evidence to find out for sure.

What do you get if you cross a moth with a firefly?

An insect that can find its way around a dark closet.

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What's red and goes "Oh, Oh, Oh!"?

Santa walking backwards.

Why does the Clyde run through Glasgow?

Because if it walked, it'd get jumped!

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What did it mean when they found bones on the moon?

The cow didn't make it.

How do you seize the means of production?

By overthrowing the bourgeoisie

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What is long, hard and full of sperm ?

The sock under my bed.

Why did the ghoul knit herself three socks?

A: Because she grew another foot.