Why does VALVE end with 2?

Because they can't count to

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What's the craic?

2: Not much, Brian. I had a pint yesterday. 1: Oh! Really I thought you were only 15 2: I am! 1: So what was it Guiness 2: No, it was water.

What do you tell a woman with 2 black eyes?

Nothing, I already told her twice.

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What did the demonic junkie get charged with?

Two counts of possession

How does the Terminator lose weight?

By counting Kylereese.

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Which company saw the end of disco coming from a mile away?

Discover.

What's the difference between a paddling pool and a swimming pool?

Deep ends really.

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What would Valve call the next world war?

A Global Offensive.

What's the difference between Valve and uranium?

Uranium gets to its half-life on time.