Why does VALVE end with 2?

Because they can't count to

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What do you call someone who speaks 2 languages?

Bilingual What do you call someone who speaks 3 languages? Trilingual. What do you call someone who speaks only 1 language? American.

What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs in the evening and 6 legs at night?

I've trapped it in my bedroom, send help...

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Why can't Kermit and Miss Piggy count to one hundred?

Because every time they get to 69, Miss Piggy gets a frog in her throat.

How does Microsoft count to 10?

1, 2, 3, 95, 98, ME, NT, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.

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Why does Poland stay from Germany?

a couple decades ago they had a three way with Russia that ended poorly

What is printed on the bottom of a bottle in Michigan?

Found on /r/linux) A: Open the other end

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Why does VALVE end with 2?

Because they can't count to

What's the difference between Valve and uranium?

Uranium gets to its half-life on time.