Why does VALVE end with 2?

Because they can't count to

Wheree did the king keep his armies?

IN HIS SLEEVIES LOL xp cuz it's like armies like babi talk for arms instead of an armie like a bunch of dudes w/ issues w/ theer masculinity np, glad i cud explain dis 2 u

Why were there only 1,000 Mexicans at the Alamo?

they only had 2 trucks

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Which one can do it?

It's the thot that counts.

What happened when the slave put his head into a lions mouth to count how many teeth he had ?

The lion closed its mouth to see how many heads the slave had !

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What did one strand of yarn say to the other?

I'm not ready to dye, I still have a few ends to tie up. "Ball up..."

What does Barbie say when the drought finally ends?

It's raining Ken, hallelujah....

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What did GabeN tell his wife when she shouted "shut your hole" at him?

Babe, it's a valve!"

What's the difference between Valve and uranium?

Uranium gets to its half-life on time.