He had a large drawer of chests right there in his office.
I've never had a Lentil on my chest.
Though his chest with a knife
It's the only sport where you can shoot, steal and run!
One you're running on fumes, the other you're fuming with the runs.
Decaf coffee!
Normal day at the office, when one guy notices his coworker distraught. He goes over to his cubicle and sees him looking for something on the floor. They spend half an hour looking for it, when the guy starts picking his nose:
Plastic Surgeon. Japanese accent "Rax on, Rax off"
Breast implants.
Silicone Valley