What's the difference between a chickpea and lintel?

I've never had a lintel on my chest.

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What's the difference between your mom and my computer?

I can still turn your mom on.

Whats the difference between a black guy in jail and a caged birth?

The bird doesn't feel he's home.

Chickpea Jokes More Chickpea Jokes

What do you call one chickpeas smashing another?

Hummuscide... *italics* gentleman bows

Why should we hire the chickpeas to be part of our choir?

They could hummus a song! (I was really proud of this one.)

Chest Jokes More Chest Jokes

What's the difference between a chickpea and lintel?

I've never had a lintel on my chest.

What's the difference between a Walnut and a Chickpea?

I've never had a Walnut on my chest..