What's the difference between a chickpea and lintel?

I've never had a lintel on my chest.

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What's the difference between a baby and a submarine?

I've never been in a submarine.

What's the difference between a cloths hanger and a flight of stairs?

The cloths hanger only solves one problem.

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What's the difference between garbanzo beans and chickpeas?

I've never paid $200 to have a garbanzo bean in my mouth.

What's the difference between a Walnut and a Chickpea?

I've never had a Walnut on my chest..

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Why wasn't the plastic surgeon worried about running out of breast implants anytime soon?

He had a large drawer of chests right there in his office.

What's the difference between a Walnut and a Chickpea?

I've never had a Walnut on my chest..