What's the difference between a chickpea and lintel?

I've never had a lintel on my chest.

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What's the difference between a tumblrite and a coprolite?

Their age.

What's the difference between a nun and a woman in a bathtub?

The nun has hope in her soul!

Chickpea Jokes More Chickpea Jokes

What's the difference between a chickpea and lintel?

I've never had a lintel on my chest.

What's better than having a garbanzo bean on your face?

Having a chickpea on your face.

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What's the difference between a green bean chickpea?

No one has ever paid to have a green bean on their chest

What is the difference between a Chickpea and a Lentil?

I've never had a Lentil on my chest.