Why shouldn't you carry two half dollars in your pocket?

Because two halves make a whole (hole) and you could lose your money.

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Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

Why is 'The Game' the most powerful rapper?

Because you lose every time you talk about him ( )

How did you lose your last job?

I quit because I wanted a career with a bright future." Sir, this is McDonald's.

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

What do you call it when the bull impales the bullfighter?

A hole in Juan!

What do you call it when a golfer misses the hole?

Fore-play

Carry Jokes More Carry Jokes

What did the giant wave say to the man?

Nothing he just waved. Sea what I did there? Sorry sometimes I get a bit carried away, it like a tsunami of puns. Water these puns! they're horrible, I'll stop now.

Why are paraplegics bad project teammates?

They never carry their own weight.

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

How do Rabbis make money?

They keep the tips.

Why do wallets make so much noise?

Because money talks.

Pocket Jokes More Pocket Jokes

Why do elephants have trunks ?

Because they've no pockets to put things in !

Why did the bald guy cut a hole in his pocket?

Because he wanted to run his fingers through his hair.

Half Jokes More Half Jokes

What is the height of honesty?

A: A pregnant lady takes one and a half ticket in the bus Q: What is the height of dishonesty A: She gives birth to twins

Why's the necrophiliac's blow up doll half inflated?

So he can pretend she's decomposing.