Why shouldn't you carry two half dollars in your pocket?

Because two halves make a whole (hole) and you could lose your money.

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Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

What's your enemy called?

Dr Doom. Yours " "Joker" stifles laughter "I HAVE OTHERS" "Ye-" "Penguin" just loses it

How do fireflies lose weight?

They burn calories.

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

What travels down an alley and is full of holes?

Batman's Parents.

Why did the golfer wear two pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one.

Carry Jokes More Carry Jokes

What do you call an unpleasant sand-carrying windstorm?

Da Rude Sandstorm

Why does SnoopDogg always carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

Whats six inches long and two inches wide and drives women wild?

Money.

Why'd the chicken cross The Road?

Because he wasn't paid the money he deserved.

Pocket Jokes More Pocket Jokes

Why did the bald guy cut a hole in his pocket?

Because he wanted to run his fingers through his hair.

Why does Mr Tayto carry a phone in his top pocket?

In case Johnny Onion Rings!

Half Jokes More Half Jokes

What do you call a frog that jumps half the distance to its destination every time?

An asymptoad.

What do you call a human organ cut in half ?

A human piano.