Because two halves make a whole (hole) and you could lose your money.
HE LET BISCOTTI HIT THE FLOOR
There was no punch-line.
Art ...floating in the sea Bob ...laying on the floor Matt ...down in a hole Phil ...sitting in a pot Stu ...
It makes it possible for them to go from hole to hole with an iron in their hands.
A snail because it carries it's house an elephant just carries its trunk !
He's got more money than cents
Basically you just give a charity some money and don't tell anyone about it.
Joe: I want to be rich. Genie: Granted. What is your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.
It is so cold outside I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets.
Help! My pocket's been picked!
Me "She changed the station during Bohemian Rhapsody." J "You get half her stuff." *air guitar solo*
Pupil: Up and down or across Teacher: What do you mean Pupil: Well up and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0!
