Why did the spider land on the keyboard?

She wanted a new website.

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How do you count cows?

You use a cow-culator. Or you round them up. Or any other method the commenters want.

Why did the barracuda want to hire the clown fish's anemone?

Because the barracuda believed that "anemone of my enemy is a friend."

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Why do C# and Java developers keep breaking their keyboards?

Because they use a strongly typed language.

What's a rebel's favorite key on a keyboard?

An R key.