Why did the spider land on the keyboard?

She wanted a new website.

What are some good Asian jokes you know?

I read some jokes from this sub to my Asian co-worker and she wanted me to ask if you guys have some good Asian jokes to help us get through the rest of the work day.

Why don't emus ever finish all the food on their plates?

They don't want to be ostrich-sized!

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What are OJ Simpsons' favorite keys on a keyboard?

Esc

Why is it hard for Chihuahuas to type on a keyboard?

They're all paws.