Why did the spider land on the keyboard?

She wanted a new website.

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Why did John Wayne get a weiner dog?

He wanted to get a long little doggy.

What did the bed say to the sleepy man?

I want you inside me"

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Why do C# and Java developers keep breaking their keyboards?

Because they use a strongly typed language.

Why is it hard for Chihuahuas to type on a keyboard?

They're all paws.