A Sandy Hook survivor
He was told not to play with his food.
Friend has an eyepatch on for some reason or another and I'm running out of decent jokes.
Nobody knows - they usually lose count at 800 rounds.
Cause she was too big for B- shells! (my 6 year old niece likes to tell this joke)
A bullet. I apologize if that joke was aimed for a younger audience. I love Sandy Hook jokes, they never get old. Just like those children.
A sandy hook
