What do you call a 6 year old with no friends?

A Sandy Hook survivor

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When is a dog not a dog?

When it is pure bread. Told to me by a friend.

How do you know if your friend has an iPhone?

They tell you.

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How many NRA members does it take to stop a 6-year-old paraplegic from stealing a candy bar?

Nobody knows - they usually lose count at 800 rounds.

Why do you always fight with your sisters?

6-year-old: Because I always win.

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What did Sandy Hook elementary get in the mail instead of new books?

Empty Magazines.

What kind of punch hurts children the most?

A sandy hook.