Why was the pregnant woman screaming "wouldn't, shouldn't, couldn't!"?

She was having contractions.

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Pregnant Woman Jokes More Pregnant Woman Jokes

How many pregnant women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one. She holds it while the world revolves around her.

Whats the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?

You can unscrew a lightbulb.

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What would George Washington do if he were alive today?

Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

What's stronger, fifty watts of sound or fifty watts of light?

I don't care but would you please stop screaming, turning the lights on and off.

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What was the favorite food of the thrifty Italian who loved contractions?

A pasta free.

Why was the pregnant woman screaming "wouldn't, shouldn't, couldn't!"?

She was having contractions.