What's the difference between OP and a Pregnant woman?

She delivers.

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Whats the difference between a good haircut and a bad haircut?

About 3 weeks.

What's the difference between a vegan, a crossfit instructor, and a psychological test subject?

The test subject is the only one you'd willingly ask to "tell us about yourself."

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What's the best thing to say if a pizzaman does an AMA?

OP delivers.

How do you tell the difference between a redditor and a MOBA player?

Ask them what OP stands for.

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What do a burnt pizza and a pregnant woman have in common?

The guy didn't pull it out fast enough!

What's the difference between OP and a Pregnant woman?

She delivers.

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What did the doctor say when he delivered a blonde-haired baby to an expecting Chinese couple?

Two Wongs don't make a white

Who delivers pizza in the hood?

Popo John's

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How's the wife?

Me:Glowing Neighbour:Pregnant Me:No, she's on fire, just going for more wood Neighbour:You're sick Me:You're next

What spell does a Hogwarts student use when they pregnant?

fetus deletus!