What's the difference between OP and a Pregnant woman?

She delivers.

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What's the difference between a loaf of bread and a penguin?

I don't know what " "We're sure not sending you to the store!"

What's the difference between the calendar and you?

A calendar has a date on Valentine's day.

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What do you call Wolverine post-op?

An x-man.

When asked to provide proof that he had cirrhosis, what did OP do?

OP de-livered.

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Why did the pregnant woman love to tell jokes?

Because she had a pun in the oven!

What do frozen beer, a burnt pizza, and a pregnant woman have in common?

An idiot who forgot to take it out earlier.

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Why is a reflection always twice as good as the real thing?

i actually don't know where to post this idea, true jokes maybe?... There has to be a food for thought sub. This is your OP, I promise to deliver!

Why don't the post office get the Jehovah's Witnesses to deliver the mail on Saturday?

Work smarter not harder people.

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What spell does a Hogwarts student use when they pregnant?

fetus deletus!

Why do Women get So Big when they're Pregnant?

To give their kids a wide birth.