What's the difference between OP and a Pregnant woman?

She delivers.

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and dead babies?

I didn't lose my virginity in the back of a Lamborghini.

What's the difference between Americans and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 200 years it'll grow a culture

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What happens when a pizzaman does an AMA on Reddit?

OP delivers.

Why is a reflection always twice as good as the real thing?

i actually don't know where to post this idea, true jokes maybe?... There has to be a food for thought sub. This is your OP, I promise to deliver!

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What does a lightbulb and a pregnant woman have in common?

Its easy to break the little light inside them.

What is the difference between Scotland and a pregnant woman?

A pregnant woman is in Labour

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Who is a Project Manager?

Project Manager is a person who believes that 9 women can deliver a baby in one month.

What kind of pizzas did Al Qaeda deliver to the World Trade Center?

Two large plains.

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What's the difference between OP and a Pregnant woman?

She delivers.

How's the wife?

Me:Glowing Neighbour:Pregnant Me:No, she's on fire, just going for more wood Neighbour:You're sick Me:You're next