She delivers.
I don't know what " "We're sure not sending you to the store!"
A calendar has a date on Valentine's day.
An x-man.
OP de-livered.
Because she had a pun in the oven!
An idiot who forgot to take it out earlier.
i actually don't know where to post this idea, true jokes maybe?... There has to be a food for thought sub. This is your OP, I promise to deliver!
Work smarter not harder people.
fetus deletus!
To give their kids a wide birth.