What's the difference between OP and a Pregnant woman?

She delivers.

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How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce unionized.

What's the difference between fighting on the internet and participating in the paralympics?

None, even if you win, you're still retarded.

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What happens when a pizzaman does an AMA on Reddit?

OP delivers.

Why did the Chinese Government cross the road?

THE PUNCHLINE OF THIS JOKE HAS BEEN CENSORED BY THE GOVERNMENT OF THE PEOPLES REPUBLIC OF CHINA, PLEASE REMAIN CALM WHILE WE WILL DEAL WITH THE OP IN A CIVIL MANNER.

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What do a burnt pizza, a frozen beer, and a pregnant woman have in common?

In all 3 cases, someone forgot to pull it out.

What do a burnt pizza and a pregnant woman have in common?

The guy didn't pull it out fast enough!

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Why do they call Hannibal Lecter The Mail Man?

He always delivers.

What did one ovary say to the other one?

What did one ovary say to the other one? "Did you order any furniture?" "No. Why?" asked the other. "Cause there's two nuts out there trying to deliver an organ."

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What's the difference between OP and a Pregnant woman?

She delivers.

What spell does a Hogwarts student use when they pregnant?

fetus deletus!