What's the difference between a condom and a coffin?

Well, both carry stiffs, but one's for coming and the other's for going.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between an angry rabbit and a counterfeit dollar bill?

One is bad money and the other is a mad bunny.

Whats the difference between dawn and dusk?

d(sun)/dt *facepalm* I'll see myself out.

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Why doesn't Coffee get along with milk in Germany?

Cause it doesn't want to be latte. Sorry. I just came up with this lame joke. Downvotes ahoy!

Why did the snowman have his pants down?

Because he heard the snowblower was coming.

Condom Jokes More Condom Jokes

How does the stork bring babies?

It pokes holes in condoms.

What's the best form of protection when you don't have a condom?

A fake name

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How can you tell when witches are carrying a time bomb?

You can hear their brooms tick!

Why do you carry a knife?

Me: A sword is harder to hide.

Coffin Jokes More Coffin Jokes

What did one coffin say to the other?

Is that you coughin'

What would Elvis Presley be doing if he were alive today?

Scratching at the inside of his coffin.

Stiff Jokes More Stiff Jokes

What do a coffin and a condom have in common?

A: They're both filled with stiffs one's coming one's going.

What's the difference between a condom and a coffin?

Well, both carry stiffs, but one's for coming and the other's for going.