What's the difference between a condom and a coffin?

Well, both carry stiffs, but one's for coming and the other's for going.

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What is the difference between Donald and a peace of sh..?

NOTHING....!!!

What is the difference between a fly and a mosquito?

A mosquito can "fly", but a fly can not "mosquito".

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What's white & falls from the sky?

The coming of the Lord." HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! ...please enjoy this tweet. I'm going to hell.

What happens when doughnuts join a sorority?

They have to go through the glazing. I'm sorry I'm a baker it just came to me... Pun-ishment is in order.

Condom Jokes More Condom Jokes

Why don't catholic priest believe in condoms?

Because little boys can't get pregnant.

Why are condoms like cameras?

they both capture the moment.

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What do you call a German grocery store that carries everything but fish?

Not Sea Food.

How do you get a Mexican across the border using only math?

Carry the Juan

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What is brown all around and looks good on a motorcyclist?

A coffin.

What do a coffin and a condom have in common?

A: They're both filled with stiffs one's coming one's going.

Stiff Jokes More Stiff Jokes

What's the difference between a condom and a coffin?

Well, both carry stiffs, but one's for coming and the other's for going.

How do you spot Al Gore in a room full of secret service agents?

A: He's the stiff one.