What's the difference between a condom and a coffin?

Well, both carry stiffs, but one's for coming and the other's for going.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a cranky two-year-old and a duckling?

One is a whiny toddler, and the other is a tiny waddler!

What's the difference between astronomy and gastronomy?

Astronomy is about things too big to wrap your head around, while gastronomy is about things small enough to wrap your head around.

Come Jokes More Come Jokes

What do you call a beach with crooked waves?

OC A Scoli-ocean! (Came up with that recently, hope it tickles your funny bone)

What did Masters say to Johnson?

I don't know what the worlds coming to

Condom Jokes More Condom Jokes

What does a gun, a fire extinguisher, and a condom have in common?

Its better to have it and not need it, then to need it and not have it

How does the stork bring babies?

It pokes holes in condoms.

Carry Jokes More Carry Jokes

Who's the most popular guy at a nudist colony?

The one that can carry 2 cups of coffee and a dozen donuts

When should a mouse carry an umbrella ?

When it's raining cats and dogs !

Coffin Jokes More Coffin Jokes

What did the casket say to the sick casket?

Are you coffin

What would George Washington do if he were alive right now?

Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

Stiff Jokes More Stiff Jokes

How do you spot Al Gore in a room full of secret service agents?

A: He's the stiff one.

What do a coffin and a condom have in common?

A: They're both filled with stiffs one's coming one's going.