How do you spot Al Gore in a room full of secret service agents?

A: He's the stiff one.

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Why is a room of 50 doctors safer than a room with 1000 doctors?

You can't survive in 1000 degrees. *credit to my friend Neriah.

What do skinny jeans and cheap hotels have in common?

No room

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How do you spot Will Smith on a snowy Christmas morning?

Look for Fresh Prince

How to spot a douchebag in the gym?

Really bad so he hurts himself.

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What were the three toughest years in Al Gore's life?

A: Grade six.

What did Al Gore play on his guitar?

An algorithm.

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What's the difference between a condom and a coffin?

Well, both carry stiffs, but one's for coming and the other's for going.

What do a coffin and a condom have in common?

A: They're both filled with stiffs one's coming one's going.

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How do you spot Al Gore in a room full of secret service agents?

A: He's the stiff one.

What did the Secret Service agent say to the President-elect when someone tried to take a shot at him?

Donald, Duck!