How do you spot Al Gore in a room full of secret service agents?

A: He's the stiff one.

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How many American cops does it take to change a broken lightbulb?

Two. One to arrest the room for being black, and the other to arrest the bulb for being broke.

What do you call a room full of comatose people?

A salad.

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What do you call a dog with a stain on his fur?

Spot. What do you call a dog who lays on a golf course Ruff. What do you call a dog who just got run over Rhody.

Why do black people get hit by cars more during winter time?

Because they're easier to spot

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What do you say when Al Gore writes computer code?

He's writing an Algorithm!

Why did Al Gore go to the dentist for a tooth pulling?

He had an Inconvenient Tooth.

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What's the difference between a condom and a coffin?

Well, both carry stiffs, but one's for coming and the other's for going.

How do you spot Al Gore in a room full of secret service agents?

A: He's the stiff one.

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How do you spot Al Gore in a room full of secret service agents?

A: He's the stiff one.

What did the Secret Service agent say to the President-elect when someone tried to take a shot at him?

Donald, Duck!