Who went into a witche's den and came out alive ?

The witch !

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What did the knife say to the pretty lady?

Nothing, she knew what was coming...

Why did the skeleton leave the party?

Because everyone was calling him a bone-head. (I was 6 when I came up with that).

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Why won't a witch wear a flat cap?

Because there's no point in it.

What is a witch's favourite TV show?

Lifestyles of the Witch and Famous!