Why did Horse Santa put his dentist on the naughty list?

You don't look a gift horse in the mouth.

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Why couldn't the man be bothered to look at the origami mountains?

because it was pay-per view.* "paper view"

Why are dyslexic zombies such good plumbers?

Because they're always looking for drains.

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

What's 9 inches long, pink, and women scream when you put in their mouth?

Their miscarriage

What u doing?

Math, it's due Friday" *I slowly crumple the paper and put it in my mouth* They'll never believe u

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When is the best time to see a dentist?

Tooth-Hurty

What's worse than your doctor telling you that you have gonorrhea?

Getting the news from your dentist