Why did Horse Santa put his dentist on the naughty list?

You don't look a gift horse in the mouth.

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Why did Bobby Fischer marry a woman from Prague?

A: He was looking for a Czech mate.

What makes Stevie wonder?

What everything looks like.

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What has teeth but no mouth?

A comb or a saw.

What did the polite bacteria say to the mouth?

GingINVITEus in!

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How many dentists does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to administer the anaesthetic one to extract the light bulb and one to offer the socket some vile pink mouthwash.

What time do you go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.