Why did Horse Santa put his dentist on the naughty list?

You don't look a gift horse in the mouth.

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What do you mean he's your half son?

What do you mean what do I mean?" replied the man. He went on to explain "My son has half my genes, that makes him my half-son." The woman he was talking to decided he was crazy and without replying walked past him. She looked back and noticed his neck was red, after all it was a sunny day.

How did he get from Afghanistan to Iraq?

Iran (He ran). Thought of this when looking at the world map, sorry that it's terrible.

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What do you call it when you thrust a hairy pole in and out of your mouth, and at the end you spit out a white liquid?

Brushing your teeth!

What's 9 inches long, pink, and makes my girlfriend scream when I put it in her mouth?

Her miscarriage.

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What's a dentists favourite time?

2:30

Why thank u.. are u single?

She:No, I'm a dentist