Why did Horse Santa put his dentist on the naughty list?

You don't look a gift horse in the mouth.

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What does that cloud look like to you?

3-year-old: A cloud. Me: No, what do you imagine it could be 3-year-old: Rain.

Why did the dolphin go to church?

He was looking for a porpoise. (thought this one up but I doubt I was the first one that did.)

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

Why did Monica Lewinsky vote Republican?

Because Democrat left a bad taste in her mouth!

What's long and hard when you first put in in your mouth, but soft and wrinkly when you take it out?

A piece of gum, you pervert!

Dentist Jokes More Dentist Jokes

Where does the dentist get his gas?

At the filling station

What did the judge ask when he went to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth