Why did Horse Santa put his dentist on the naughty list?

You don't look a gift horse in the mouth.

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When you look in the mirror, what do you see?

Me: I see myself you friggin idiot. Let me see your degree

What is it good for?

Some people say "nothing", but my stock portfolio's looking promising.

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Why do men like love at first sight?

Because he knows it's all over as soon as she opens her mouth.

Why did Monica Lewinsky vote Republican?

Because Democrat left a bad taste in her mouth!

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What is the best time to go to the dentist?

At tooth hurty.

What is the difference between a dentist and a New York baseball fan?

One yanks for the roots, the other roots for the Yanks.