Why did Horse Santa put his dentist on the naughty list?

You don't look a gift horse in the mouth.

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Why gypsies boys let their mustache to grow?

To look more like their mom.

What looks like red paint but is dry?

Dried red paint

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What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean?

I wouldn't pay $300 to have a garbanzo bean in my mouth

Why do prescription pills always say "by mouth?

Where else would people put th... Ooooooh.

Dentist Jokes More Dentist Jokes

What did the dentist say to the golfer?

You have a hole in one. "

Where does the dentist get his gas?

At the filling station