Why did Horse Santa put his dentist on the naughty list?

You don't look a gift horse in the mouth.

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Why was the spider inside the Computer?

He was looking for a webpage!

What did the Mtis people think of the look on Stephen Harper's face when he lost the election?

They though it was Riel funny!

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

Why doesn't Oedipus swear?

Because he kisses his mum with that mouth.

Why do men like love at first sight?

Because he knows it's all over as soon as she opens her mouth.

Dentist Jokes More Dentist Jokes

What did the dentist see at the North Pole?

A molar bear

What form of humor do Dentists find most offensive?

Plaqueface