Why did Horse Santa put his dentist on the naughty list?

You don't look a gift horse in the mouth.

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What two things look exactly the opposite but mean exactly the same?

9/11 and 11/9 - darkest days in American history

How can the eurologist tell if he is looking at a man or woman?

Well, there is a vast difference.

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How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a pillow?

A: Down in the mouth!

What is big and hard when you put it in your mouth and small and soft when you take it out?

A chewing gum you pervert

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What did the Abominable Snowman do after he had had his teeth pulled out?

He ate the dentist.

How cool is that?

We don't know who he is, but we know his dentist!"