Plaqueface
Because he is Haydn.
Root beer. (tbh: found on a Laffy taffy wrapper)
A sense of humor.
Wife: Your sense of humor.
Getting the news from your dentist
We can't even get FIVE DENTISTS to agree on a toothpaste. That's why.
God: Trust. Man can use it to form lasting bonds and friendships. What you making Satan: A bong.
Formed a coustic d'tat