Why did they not allow farmers in Greece?

They got tired of all the minotaurs.

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Why was the professional so impressed with the farmer?

Why was the professional so impressed with the farmer? Because he was outstanding in his field!

What do farmers give their wives on Valentine's Day?

Hog and kisses!

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Why was the healthy potato not allowed on the plane?

He was on the "No Fry" list.

Why didn't the principal of the school for the blind allow his students to go duck-hunting?

He knew that some of them wouldn't miss the blind ...

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What country does fried fish swim in?

Greece! (courtesy of my ten year old)

What is the best way to lose money?

A: Lend it to Greece.

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Why did Minotaur win an interior design award?

Because his home was a maze thing.

Why did they not allow farmers in Greece?

They got tired of all the minotaurs.