Why did they not allow farmers in Greece?

They got tired of all the minotaurs.

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Why did they not allow farmers in Greece?

They got tired of all the minotaurs.

What did the farmer say when he tried to milk the cow, but nothing came out?

Time to try the udder one."

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Why did the vulture fly United Airlines?

Because they allow 1 free carrion

Why is George R.R. Martin really bad at using Twitter?

There's a limit to how many characters you are allowed to waste.

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What country does fried fish swim in?

Greece! (courtesy of my ten year old)

Whats the slipperiest country?

Greece!

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Why did they not allow farmers in Greece?

They got tired of all the minotaurs.

Why did Minotaur win an interior design award?

Because his home was a maze thing.