Why did they not allow farmers in Greece?

They got tired of all the minotaurs.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?

Where's my tractor?

What do farmers give their wives on Valentine's Day?

Hog and kisses!

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Why do white people own so many pets?

Because we're not allowed to own people anymore.

Why are Jedis allowed to use negative numbers?

Because only Siths deal in absolutes.

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Why does the Olympic torch always start in Olympia?

Because it's hard to put out a Greece fire.

What do you call a Protestant in Greece?

Unorthodox

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Why did Minotaur win an interior design award?

Because his home was a maze thing.

Why did they not allow farmers in Greece?

They got tired of all the minotaurs.