When does a brunette have 1/2 of a brain?

A: After a dye job.

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What do you call a person with no brain?

A no-brainer

Why does keeping tropical fish in your home have a calming effect on the brain?

Because of the indoor fins.

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Who plays those kind of jokes anymore?

You're scaring my wife. She's only 12, jeez.

What's 12" long, rock hard in the morning, and makes a woman cry?

A dead baby.

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Why do brunettes know so many blonde jokes?

A: Gives 'em something to do on Saturday night!

What do brunettes and red-heads do on Friday nights?

Make blonde jokes!