When does a brunette have 1/2 of a brain?

A: After a dye job.

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Where's the best place to hide during a zombie apocalypse?

Radio Shack. Not even the brain dead would go there.

What has more brains than Kurt Cobain?

The wall behind him.

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What's w/the ice pack?

12: I have a headache. Me: Do you think it's a good idea to play video games if you have a headache 12: Yes.

Why does America use Mexicans to pick our oranges?

As we saw on Tuesday, it takes 1/2 of America to pick an Orange.

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What do you call a blonde between two brunettes?

A mental block.

Why are dumb blonde jokes so short?

A: So brunettes can remember them.