What do you call an army of toddlers?

Infantry.

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What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a toddler?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

What do you call it?

God: A toddler.

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What do you call an army of lesbians?

Militia Etheridge

Where did Napoleon keep his armies?

IN HIS SLEEVIES! Best used with little kids, or followed by maniacal laughter.

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What do you call saplings in the army?

the infantry

What do you call an army of toddlers?

Infantry.