What's 12" long, rock hard in the morning, and makes a woman cry?

A dead baby.

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Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

Why was the young boy crying?

Because he had a frog stapled to his face

How many emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They just sit in the dark and cry.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

How do you know when a woman is pregnant?

She switches from Ragu to Prego.

What do you call a women who always knows where her husband is?

A widow

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

Why did the sperm cross the road?

I put on the wrong socks this morning.

What does Tim Cook have for breakfast in the morning?

Not Apple Jacks

12 Jokes More 12 Jokes

Why did the Seahawks win the 2015 NFC Championship game against the Packers?

Because even Aaron Rodgers is a 12!

What is the difference between black, morbid and brutal humor?

Black humor - 12 children in one trash can Morbid humor - 1 children in 12 trash cans Brutal humor - 12 trash cans in one children

Dead Baby Jokes More Dead Baby Jokes

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a box of dead babies ?

I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Whats the problem with running through a field of dead babies?

Your erection....