Why did the melons decide to have a wedding?

Because they cantaloupe.

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How do cities decide who gets to be in charge of wastewater management?

They hold a runoff election.

Why are you studying your Easter candy?

I'm trying to decide which came first-the chocolate chicken or the chocolate egg!"

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Why did the fruits take out a $30,000 loan for their wedding?

Because they cantaloupe.

What's the best moment of your life?

me: That time I won a stuffed dino- wife: That didn't involve a dinosaur me: Our wedding