Why did the melons decide to have a wedding?

Because they cantaloupe.

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Which kid is mine?

I like to reply "I haven't decided yet."

What do you call it when you can't decide between a natural birth and the hospital?

A midwife crisis.

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What does a Polish groom give his bride for their wedding that is long and hard?

A new last name.

Why couldn't the two melons go to Las Vegas for their wedding?

Because they're cantaloupes.