Why did the melons decide to have a wedding?

Because they cantaloupe.

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Why the plus or minus on the pregnancy test, ept?

How about a simple yes or no and we'll decide if that's positive or negative.

Why did the storm trooper decide to buy an iPhone?

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Why couldn't the two melons go to Las Vegas for their wedding?

Because they're cantaloupes.

What's the difference between a wedding and a funeral?

One less drunk.