Why did the melons decide to have a wedding?

Because they cantaloupe.

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Why did two ferrets decide to meet?

They were trying to start a business.

What did the Special Needs Rowing Team decide to call themselves?

Oartism

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What's the difference between a wedding and a funeral?

One less drunk.

Why did got object to the wedding between the catholic man and the catholic woman?

He doesn't approve of same sect marriage