Why did the melons decide to have a wedding?

Because they cantaloupe.

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Why did the hipster decide to drown himself in the tributary?

He didn't want to be mainstream.

Why did the watermelon and the honeydew decide to cancel their spontaneous wedding in Las Vegas?

They realized with a family like theirs, they really Cantaloupe.

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What's the difference between a wedding and a funeral?

One less drunk.

Why is Halloween considered the scariest time of the year?

Most weddings happen in June.