What can we do to stop polluting our waters ?

Pupil: Stop taking baths

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why did the bodybuilder stop in the middle of the road?

They ran out of juice!

What do potheads do when they see a fire?

Stop, drop, and roll

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

When is the water in the shower room musical?

When it's piping hot.

Why in the hell would I clean my bathtub?

I put soap and water in there every day...

Pupil Jokes More Pupil Jokes

Why was the teacher cross-eyed?

because she couldn't control her pupils

Why is the Mississippi such an unusual river?

Pupil: Because it has four eyes and can't see!

Bath Jokes More Bath Jokes

What'd u ask Santa for 6: a speed boat M: like a Lego boat?

6: no M: oh for the bath 6: no M: the pool 6: *doesnt break eye contact* no

What do you call an epileptic leper taking a bath?

Porridge.

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What can we do to stop polluting our waters ?

Pupil: Stop taking baths

Why is North Korea so polluted?

They have supreme litter.