What can we do to stop polluting our waters ?

Pupil: Stop taking baths

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why did Heisenberg remove the speedometer from his car?

So he would stop getting lost everything he checked it.

What's the difference between a drunk driver, and a stoned driver?

The drunk driver will drive right through a stop sign. The stoned driver will stop and wait for it to turn green.

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs floating in the water?

A: Bob

Where do man-splainers get their water?

From a well, actually...

Pupil Jokes More Pupil Jokes

How much is half of 8?

Pupil: Up and down or across Teacher: What do you mean Pupil: Well up and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0!

Why did the cyclops close his school?

Because he only had one pupil! The joke is that I have no friends

Bath Jokes More Bath Jokes

What do you call a parrot when it has dried itself after a bath?

Polly unsaturated!

What did the Monkey say when his bath was too hot?

Ooh-Ooh-Aah- Aah

Pollute Jokes More Pollute Jokes

Why is North Korea so polluted?

They have supreme litter.

What can we do to stop polluting our waters ?

Pupil: Stop taking baths