Pupil: Stop taking baths
You should stop by later. The missus and I are having people for dinner.
Santa stops at three hoes.
She can't fit the two cups of water into the tiny packet.
Wars
Pupil: Well you keep saying that things go in one ear and out the other so I am trying to keep them it all in!
Pupil: I was mugged on the way to school and the mugger took everything I had
Speak now or forever hold your pee!"
Porridge.
They have supreme litter.
