What can we do to stop polluting our waters ?

Pupil: Stop taking baths

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What Journey song to Chinese people sing at funerals?

Don't Stop Bereavin'

Whats the difference between an environmentalist and a dog sitting in the rain?

eventually the dog sitting in the rain will stop whinging.

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

Why are you not able to boil water in a tauntaun?

Because they're not real.

What kind of water do you put into a waterbed?

Spring water

Pupil Jokes More Pupil Jokes

Why do we put a hyphen in a bird-cage?

Pupil: For a parrot to perch on miss.

Why did the cyclops quit his job as a teacher?

He only had one pupil.

Bath Jokes More Bath Jokes

What's the difference between a woman in church and a woman in the bath?

One has hope in her soul...

What makes fish smell?

One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Eve, but couldn't find them. God saw Adam and asked where Eve was? Adam replied, "She's down at the Ocean, taking a bath." "Damn," says God, "now all the fish will smell."

Pollute Jokes More Pollute Jokes

Why is North Korea so polluted?

They have supreme litter.

What can we do to stop polluting our waters ?

Pupil: Stop taking baths