How do you know when a black woman is pregnant?

When you pull out her tampon and all the cotton is picked.

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Why are snakes hard to fool ?

They have no legs to pull !

What do you call people who use the "pull out" method for contraception?

Parents.

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What's the difference between garbage and a girl from New Jersey?

Garbage gets picked up!

Who picks up the tab?

The German.

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What do you call a black woman that has had seven abortions?

A crime fighter

Why does Beyonce sing, "To the left, to the left!"?

Because black women have no rights.

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What do you call the offspring of a black man and an octopus?

I don't know but it sure can pick a lot of cotton.

What feels good in the west but feels cotton in the East?

Happi-ness

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How many dogs does it take to change a tampon?

26

How do you know a Black woman is pregnant ?

The cotton in her tampon is picked