How do you know when a black woman is pregnant?

When you pull out her tampon and all the cotton is picked.

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What do burnt pizza, frozen beer and a pregnant chick have in common?

Some douchebag forgot to pull it out in time.

What's your chicken sandwich called?

A McChicken And the rib -A McRib pulls out his batwallet I like your style.

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Why did Avogadro have trouble picking up chicks?

Because his number couldn't fit in their phones

What starts with the letter "M" and picks up metal?

Mexicans.

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How does a black woman know that she's pregnant?

The baby starts picking cotton off her tampons. (aaannnd i'll see myself out)

How long do black women need to bring the garbage out?

About 9 month.

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What do you get when you combine a black guy and an octopus?

nobody knows actually but it will be perfect for picking cotton.

How do you know when a black chick is pregnant?

When she pulls out her tampon and all of the cotton is missing..

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What does an Elephant use as a tampon?

A sheep

How can a black woman tell if she is pregnant?

When she goes to pull out her tampon and all the cotton's been picked.