How do you know when a black woman is pregnant?

When you pull out her tampon and all the cotton is picked.

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What do blondes do after they comb their hair?

They pull up their pants.

What does a writer hope to get in a Christmas cracker?

A Pull-it-surprise!

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Why did the egg get a ticket from a lady police officer?

Because he was picking up good vibrations.

How to pick up chicks at the gym Pasted from Facebook: A man asks a trainer in the gym: "I want to impress that beautiful girl, which machine can I use?

Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"

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What do mysoginy and racism have in common?

Black women.

What do you call a black woman that has had seven abortions?

A crime fighter

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Why are there so few black hockey players?

Because there was no cotton in Canada.

How does a black woman know that she's pregnant?

The baby starts picking cotton off her tampons. (aaannnd i'll see myself out)

Tampon Jokes More Tampon Jokes

What do you do when a box kotex catches on fire?

throw it on the ground and tampon it.

How can you tell a woman is having a bad day?

She has a tampon behind her ear and can't find her cigarette