How does a black woman know that she's pregnant?

The baby starts picking cotton off her tampons. (aaannnd i'll see myself out)

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How many girls does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know, you tell me.

How did Mary and Joseph know that Jesus weighed 4.2 kg?

Cause thay had a weigh in the mangor.

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Why is the new Brexit diet so popular?

All you gotta be is a little more than halfway into it and the pounds will start falling.

How did God make Himself?

I have to remember to start getting high before bedtime.

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Why did the baby fall off the swing?

It had no arms.

What do you give an octomom for mother's day?

A spatula. Maybe she'll be more responsible making dinner than making babies.

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What career choice to hippies usually pick?

Chemistry, because there is lots of acid involved.

Who picks it up?

Santa. The other two don't exist.

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How long does it take for a black woman to take the trash out?

9 months

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A crime fighter.

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What do you get if you cross a black man with an octopus?

I don't know, but it's damn good at picking cotton.

What do you call the offspring of a black man and an octopus?

I don't know but it sure can pick a lot of cotton.

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What's the definition of gross?

Two vampires fighting over a used tampon

How does a black women know if she's pregnant?

All the cotton on her tampon has been picked off.