How does a black woman know that she's pregnant?

The baby starts picking cotton off her tampons. (aaannnd i'll see myself out)

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What about yours?

Me:I wouldn't know... I don't talk to him about you...

What's the difference between a feminist and an illegal immigrant?

The illegal immigrant knows how to cook.

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How do you start a rave party in Africa without a soundsystem?

Glue a sandwich on the ceiling.

How many people does it take to start a riot?

3/5

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Why do Mormon women stop having babies at 35?

A: Because 36 would be too many.

What's the difference between a baby and baby Alien?

One bursts into tears. The other bursts out of tears

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Where can you go to pick up black birds?

The crow bar

How can you tell a black lady is pregnant?

When she pulls the tampon out and the cotton is already picked.

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How does a black women know if she's pregnant?

All the cotton on her tampon has been picked off.

How can you tell if a black woman is pregnant?

When she pulls the tampon out the cotton is already picked.

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Why do medicine boxes always have a little bit of cotton in them?

To remeber the black man of what he did before he dealt drugs.

What do you get when you mix an octopus with a black guy?

Idk but it sure as hell can pick cotton

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What's uptight, outta sight and in the groove?

A tampon.

How do Vampires Make Tea?

Used Tampons