How does a black woman know that she's pregnant?

The baby starts picking cotton off her tampons. (aaannnd i'll see myself out)

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How do you know a wood pieces history?

You check its logbook

How are you feeling Grandpa?

Grandpa: Oh you know with my hands mostly.

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What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an unwilling agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Somebody who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question whether or not theres a dog.

What's on TV?

I said, 'Dust.' And that's how the fight started....

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What do you call it when fish stop having babies?

Minnow-pause

How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know... I broke the lightbulb after I threw the first one.

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What did the blind man say when he picked up a cheese grater?

This is the most violent story I've ever read!

What is the past tense of 'think'?

So I thought and thought and thought and eventually I picked 'thinked'.

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How does a black women tell she is pregnant?

When she pulls the tampon out and the cotton is already picked.

What do you call a black woman on the moon?

An astronaut.

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Why don't Raggedy Ann &amp Andy have any children?

Cotton balls

How does a black women know if she's pregnant?

All the cotton on her tampon has been picked off.

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What does a vampire call a used tampon?

A teabag.

How do you put out a maxipad fire?

You tampon it.