The baby starts picking cotton off her tampons. (aaannnd i'll see myself out)
The stock market.
Because it hides their teeth.
Kicking the old drunkard out won't start world war III.
Him: Never. Me: But I put my "I Karaoke" t-shirt on. Him: We noticed. Me: This is the worst funeral ever.
A swallow.
Because it's a dear little thing.
A: Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will never be able to support you.
Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"
9 months.
To remind black people that they were cotton pickers before drug dealers.
Cotton mouth
The cotton in her tampon is picked
