How does a black woman know that she's pregnant?

The baby starts picking cotton off her tampons. (aaannnd i'll see myself out)

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The dishes if she knows whats good for her.

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Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice.

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Why are you picking on me?

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How does a black women know if she's pregnant?

All the cotton on her tampon has been picked off.

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9 months

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How can you tell if a black women is pregnant?

Put a tampon in her, take it out and see if the cottons picked off.

How does a black women know if she's pregnant?

All the cotton on her tampon has been picked off.

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A teabag.

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You tampon it.