How does a black woman know that she's pregnant?

The baby starts picking cotton off her tampons. (aaannnd i'll see myself out)

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A baby in the oven.

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What do you call the offspring of a black man and an octopus?

I don't know but it sure can pick a lot of cotton.

How does a black chick tell if she's pregnant?

When she pulls the tampon out, all the cotton is already picked.

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How can a black woman tell if she's pregnant?

When she takes out the tampon the cotton is already picked

What's uptight, outta sight and in the groove?

A tampon.