Why can't T-Rexs clap their hands?

Because they're all dead

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How do you make an orphans hands bleed?

Tell them to clap until daddy gets home

What has hands but can't clap?

Stephen Hawking

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Why can't T-Rexs clap their hands?

Because they're all dead

Why can't t-rexs do push ups?

Because they have been extinct for 65 million years.